Random Acts of Mindlessness

pukicho:

sappingmyscenttree:
pukicho:
Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing
cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes
what do you want them to do, fucking taxes?
You mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, I deeply respect them as my friends

Post by pukicho (via brohemian-fapsody)
September 25, 2018 at 10:07 PM | Post Permalink | 110,094 notes

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

Post by peoplegettingreallymadatfood (via brohemian-fapsody)
September 25, 2018 at 9:39 PM | Post Permalink | 58,883 notes

peachykao:

sixpenceee:
Cotton candy waves from Mt Tamalpais State Park, California
I just imagined this being an ocean and it just got so much more frightening

Post by sixpenceee (via aquarines)
September 25, 2018 at 9:10 PM | Post Permalink | 22,512 notes

turing-tested:

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

Post by turing-tested (via seigfriedmp3)
September 25, 2018 at 8:42 PM | Post Permalink | 300,558 notes

theblazeofmemory:

Actually you know what. Just don’t mow. Get rid of your lawnmower. Turn your whole yard into a wildflower field or an edible garden. Lawns are the invention of the upper class to show wealth through wasted plots of grass that is meticulously tended for no reason other than to be grass. It’s literally an empty plot of land they kept because they had so much money they didn’t need it to grow food. Not using a yard as just a yard is an act of rebellion.
One of the main industries still supporting lawns is chemical pest control companies, and they’re also responsible for the insecticides that crashed the bird populations in the 40s and 50s as well as a lot of what’s killing bees and butterflies now. The herbicides they produce specifically targets “bad” plants like dandelions, buttercups, and clovers, which are plants bees rely on for early spring feeding. Grass is just grass; it would be great for feeding small mammals if people would let it grow more than three inches, but they won’t.
So, yeah. Kill lawnmower culture. Plant some native flowers. Grow some vegetables and fruit trees. Put out bird feeders and bee sugar spots and homes for both. Be kind to bugs and birds and rabbits and opossums and whoever else might wander by. Make your neighborhood a lot more beautiful.

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September 25, 2018 at 8:14 PM | Post Permalink | 74,794 notes

lnsmcwby:

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September 25, 2018 at 12:28 AM | Post Permalink | 139,035 notes

mizoguchi:

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September 24, 2018 at 11:32 PM | Post Permalink | 47,078 notes

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September 24, 2018 at 11:03 PM | Post Permalink | 121,067 notes

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September 24, 2018 at 10:35 PM | Post Permalink | 16,267 notes

claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

Post by claroquequiza (via hoverboardbandit)
September 24, 2018 at 10:07 PM | Post Permalink | 176,063 notes

fakehistory:

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

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September 24, 2018 at 9:39 PM | Post Permalink | 136,140 notes

comicstore:

timmy turner: i wish every day was easter
wanda: you want jesus to die? is that what you want timmy?
cosmo: done

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September 24, 2018 at 8:42 PM | Post Permalink | 105,271 notes

li-gong:

clevermanka:
spazztastikim:
This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics
When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.
As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level

Post by fuckyeahwierd (via thiswuey)
September 24, 2018 at 8:14 PM | Post Permalink | 446,270 notes

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September 24, 2018 at 7:46 PM | Post Permalink | 261,661 notes

syntacked:

My favorite part of my morning routine is sitting in bed for 15 minutes and thinking about how tired I am.

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September 24, 2018 at 7:17 PM | Post Permalink | 86,729 notes